Coke Bandits Found Alive!!

We have just learned that Fresca was seen on a tropical beach over this weekend drinking out of a pineapple with two straws wearing the last outfit she wore at the Coke Bandits last gig minus her top. When approached for comment she said “Yeh, Dew got a little crazy on the plane. We managed to bail out using my blouse and his trousers as a makeshift parachute. Luckily we landed on a semi-nude beach with locals who think our band is some sort of god”. When asked if we could expect the Coke Bandits to continue their cut short tour anytime soon Fresca said “We’ll probably hang out here for a while, get the natives to build us some new equipment and get back to it soon enough.”. All other road crew and bandmates died instantly when the plane went down and landed inside a huge volcano that happened to be erupting at that exact time.

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